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Meanwhile, here are the table of contents for the book.
Chapter One: Adventures
The Wrong Number
The Evil Side of Television
Diary of a Wedding
The Search for a Roommate
The Search for a Roommate Part II
Roommate Redemption... Eventually
Nazi Germany and 7th Grade: A Comparative Study
I'll Take My Thesis for 500, Alex
Chapter Two: More Than You Wanted to Know
I'm a Complete Idiot. Will You Go Out With Me?
If It's '97, It Must Be Cambridge
Hut Hut Hutch
Creature of the Night
Fighting the Inner Pack Rat
It's a Redhead!
Chapter Three: Oddities
Go to Class! Win a Car!
Nescafe Iced Coffee, Will You Be My Friend?
Clones 'R Us
Anna Nicole Smith: A Literary Review
The Beauty of Bad Art
The Amazing Furby Mania of '98
Chapter Four: Politics
We The Passengers
Punt the Pundit
The Referendum on Arcane and Confusing Election Referenda
We Can Project Nothing
The Joe Lavin Presidential Exploratory Committee
Thousands of Pundits Released into the Wild
Chapter Five: Television
The Clicking of America
Again, Again: A Review of the Teletubbies American Premiere
One Mother of a Storm '99
Why I Love CNBC
This Taco Bell Commercial is Brought to You by Friends
Chapter Six: Sports
The Never-Ending Pre-Game Show
Caller, Are You There?
"What Were You Thinking While Choking In Front Of Millions?"
Not Reading Pitino is a Choice
World Cup Blues
A Night at Fenway
Chapter Seven: Work
For the Good of the Team
Keeping Customers On Hold Since 1983
Committed to the Short Term
Bouncer of Law
Just Wing It!
Chapter Eight: Computers
Net Snoop (Quoted in The New York Times, 12-16-99)
Hot New Internet Stocks!
Spam, Spam, Spam
Going Once, Going Twice...
How to Write Dummy Books for Dummies
Your Default Humor Column