Conventional wisdom suggests that human cloning is just years away, but I maintain that human cloning already exists, except that it's reserved only for branded television personalities. What other explanation could there be for all that's on your television? It seems that 75% of what's on is hosted by the same ten people. Here are a few who have already been cloned.
With the Reality TV writer's strike now entering its sixth week, television networks are slowly seeing their supply of reality programming and other crap run out. With no end in sight, the strike may soon cause the networks to make major changes in their schedules.
Lately, there hasn't been a lot of good news in network television, but
the news isn't all bad. According to a new study from the University of
Washington, there's at least one group of viewers who are still
watching television, those under the age of two. As The Boston Globe
reported, this study "found that by age 2, 90 percent of children are
watching television for an average of more than 90 minutes a day."
