Results tagged “Identity Theft” from Joe Lavin's Humor Column

25 Random Things about Me for Spammers

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1.    I took an online survey once, and it said that my porn star name would be Chi-Chi Monticello. Isn't that funny?

2.    I liked my first pet so much that I named my banking password after him.
 
3.    My favorite actor is Morgan Freeman. Interestingly, he has the same last name as my mother had, although Morgan and I are not related.

4.    If I had to see just one Morgan Freeman movie, it would have to be "The Shawshank Redemption." That's definitely my all-time favorite movie. Ironically, Shawshank was also the name of my high school. 

5.    The last four numbers of my social security number are the same as the year I was born, 1979. I bet that doesn't happen too often!


High Security

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The other day, I was flipping through my copy of J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye," and I noticed a receipt in the book. I'm not sure if I was using it as a bookmark, or if it just ended up there by mistake. Holden Caulfield, however, would not be impressed, because it was a receipt for my February 1997 trip to Disneyland.

Just Answer These Questions, and Nobody Will Get Hurt

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With all the worries about identity theft, I'm starting to feel as if I have to steal my own identity every time I want to do online banking. Not only do I have to remember my password, I now have to remember the answers to all sorts of personal security questions too.
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