25 Random Things about Me for Spammers

1.    I took an online survey once, and it said that my porn star name would be Chi-Chi Monticello. Isn't that funny?

2.    I liked my first pet so much that I named my banking password after him.
3.    My favorite actor is Morgan Freeman. Interestingly, he has the same last name as my mother had, although Morgan and I are not related.

4.    If I had to see just one Morgan Freeman movie, it would have to be "The Shawshank Redemption." That's definitely my all-time favorite movie. Ironically, Shawshank was also the name of my high school. 

5.    The last four numbers of my social security number are the same as the year I was born, 1979. I bet that doesn't happen too often!

6.    My first name is the same as my father's middle name, and my middle name is the same as my paternal grandfather's first name.

7.    My youngest sibling still lives in the house where we grew up, right on Monticello Road in Chicopee! He even managed to keep the same phone number. 432-1245.

8.    Even though I grew up in Chicopee, I was actually born in Springfield, because my parents, Ethel and Tom, lived closer to the Springfield Memorial Hospital.

9.    My favorite number is 9. I use that for everything.

10.    When I was a kid, I used to have a Kermit the Frog stuffed animal that I took everywhere with me until I lost him on my first vacation, which was to Fort Lauderdale.

11.    I hate it when web sites keep asking me to change my password every few weeks, so I keep it the same and just tack on the last two digits of the year to the end.

12.    My favorite thing about Facebook is that you can store personal information on your profile, and you can always find it later in case you forget. So convenient!

13.    I just love turtles. They are so completely cool. It makes me smile every morning when I go onto my bank account and get to see the picture of a little turtle I put on my login page.

14.    As a child, half my room was decorated with pictures of Spiderman, who was my favorite superhero, and the other half had posters of Jim Rice, who was my favorite athlete.

15.    Whenever a web site I haven't been to asks me to download something, I always do it. I just think it would be impolite not to.

16.    I think those people who say you shouldn't carry your PIN number in your wallet are just being paranoid. How else am I supposed to remember it?

17.    When I was a senior in high school in 1997, I used to dress up as our high school mascot, which was a tiger.

18.    My favorite dessert is pecan pie. Nothing beats a good pecan pie, except maybe some cookie dough ice cream, which is without a doubt my favorite ice cream.

19.    Until recently, my credit rating was excellent, and then it just dropped. I don't think those numbers are accurate.

20.    Sometimes the sticky notes with passwords that I keep on my computer obscure the clock on the screen, so I always keep another clock right next to it. It's an old clock that my grandmother Mildred left me after she died in 1991.  

21.    My favorite teacher at Shawshank High was Miss Fife. She lived on Miller Street, just like my childhood best friend Doug Macatee, whose sister Betsy was the first girl I ever kissed.

22.    Blue is my favorite color, so I've always owned a blue car, going all the way back to the 1988 Chevy Cavalier that was my first car.

23.    I hated my first boss. His name was Sam, and he was the one who disconnected my computer from the Internet because he said the viruses on it were hurting the server. He always used to overreact to things like that.

24.    The city I haven't been to that I would most like to visit is Abuja, Nigeria. I have a pen pal there, who says it's beautiful. If I send him some money, he said he would even help me to get a cheap airline ticket.

25.    The first five numbers of my social security number are the same as my vanity license plate.

No bank accounts were harmed in the making of this list.
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