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Stealing Stickies for South Carolina

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These days, there doesn't seem to be a single state that isn't suffering from serious budget woes. Many states are trying some novel approaches to budgeting. Take Missouri, for example. To save money on electricity, Governor Bob Holden has recently ordered that every third light bulb in government buildings be unscrewed.

Question: How many government officials does it take to unscrew a light bulb?

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